Here I will have a weekly updated problem that is currently threatening life as we know it.

I can’t use climate change because that’s never going away so…

This weeks worry is… drum roll please!

GUY IN AUSTRALIA LOOKS AT A BIT OF PORN!

So what’s really had people going this week is that guy in Australia who was caught looking at some Australian honey pot no one else has heard of.
You can easily find the video on youtube and it’s really not bad; it’s not like he was cracking one out into a child’s face whilst strangling a war veteran.
Anywho as is the norm, an internet campaign started up to save the horny fellow from the chop and somehow they succeeded. Maybe that arsehole from RBS should start watching porn in public, maybe people would let him have his bonus after all.

End the end of the day, this guy did nothing wrong and it was just unfortunate timing on his part. EVERYONE in the world does this but they don’t normally have a TV camera pointed at their back the whole time, if such things were the case I would be a national hero by now.

I’m James and I’m not pleased….well, I am slightly.

(That’s right, I went to the trouble of finding the same picture he was looking at. Get fucked.)