Here I will have a weekly updated problem that is currently threatening life as we know it.

I can’t use climate change because that’s never going away so…

This weeks worry is… drum roll please!

BRITAIN CAN’T DECIDE WHICH CUNT IT WANTS IN POWER!

So, unless you’ve been living under a rock you’ll no doubt be aware of the elections that have taken place and the subsequent “hung parliament” which has arisen.

For those unaware of what a hung parliament actually is, imagine you have a hole, and this hole needs to be filled, you’re given multiple types of lying shit to fill this hole but like an idiot you’ve decided to let the public chose what shit in particular should be used. The general public being what they are couldn’t come to any conclusion and as a result, the dirty blue shit hasn’t really filled it up, it’s just shy of the top.

So now to fill it completely (which HAS to be done for some reason) you have to mix two types of shit together making an almighty load of crap that doesn’t work very well together at all.

That’s a hung parliament, but with the hole being the houses of parliament and the shit being Gordon Brown (lol, brown), Nick Clegg and David Cameron.

This doesn’t make any sense at all.

To cut to the chase, you voted wrong and now we’re stuck with a lying piece of shit running our hole, but was there ever any alternative?