“I made my family Disappear…”

Family leave child at Airport and don´t realise.

How fucking stupid do you need to be?!

Honest to Christ, I hope when I become a father, which is going to happen because I´m so studly and buff, I will have the sense to keep an eye on my kids as I am about to fly off to another country, totally leaving the ground giving a 4 year old no chance of getting onto the plane unless they´re some kind of Kinder-McClane fighting bad-bastards on the wings…

Don´t have kids if you´re that obsessed with yourself and forget they exist.