If this craps so good why did they all die of the flu?

I fucking hate all this nu-age shite about how putting peas in your arse and carrots up your cock will cure you of everything from depression to radiation poisoning. If all this traditional medicine is so brilliant why the hell was the average life span at it’s invention around 30, and everyone was dying of diarrhoea. We’re a lot closer to finding cures for diseases most people thought impossible yet more and more people are turning their back on medical science thinking that being birched on a mountain top will cure their emphysema, well it won’t.

These people should get their head out of their fucking arses and realise that they WILL die due to their stupidity, if they decide to put honey in their ears instead of going through chemotherapy then they were doomed to start with.

Acupuncture doesn’t work either! why would it? It works on the basis of ‘qi’ which we all know doesn’t exist so how the hell would it work? “But a woman had surgery whilst having acupuncture!” No she didn’t she was under a local anaesthetic you fool! The body would go into serious shock without all the adrenaline being pumped into her, you think it can stand being ripped apart? Sure the magical ‘qi’ would be disrupted when they prised her body apart to put in a fucking brain! That the only fucking way she would believe that this shit would work!!!

Next time you get a cold, go buy some Beecham’s cold and flu relief, don’t hose yourself down in vinegar and finger a blossom tree, you will just prove to everyone around that you’re a dick and can’t accept the truth.

You may as well go to church and ask god for his help, he’ll cure you just as quickly as this crap will.