HSBC Profits fall by 28%

I cannot tell you how happy I am that those money hungry cunts at HSBC are going through financial difficulty…

I hope they ask me for a loan so I can tell them to go fuck themselves, sort your own problems out like I’ve had to since I started with you. For example my finances this month, considering it’s only the 4th day in, I have £66 in my account from the £1060 that got paid in a week ago. I can live of that, but sadly HSBC have taken a £77 charge out of my account, which will put me into debt, because of them, because they suck…The reason they applied this charge? Because I asked for a loan due to lack of funds. I fucking hate them and I seriously recommend that you do not use HSBC for anything other than a savings account, providing the money goes in and you don’t use it, they’re fine, if you want to spend it then you’re fucked.

I hope you cunts go bust and have to be bought out by a sensible German bank with fucking business sense.