I want to cum at the touch of a Button!!

This is the latest in orgasm science, the makers claim quite impressively that “the device can trigger an orgasm without touching a woman’s genital area”, which to me sounds very very interesting as they would surely have to tap into the woman’s nervous system/brain to do that? Apparently not – “The device stimulates the nerves sending gentle pulses up the woman’s leg for between 10 and 30 minutes leaving women on the verge of climax…” Jesus how fussy are women getting!! Put a big black rubber cock up there and be done with it, if you’re too lazy to wank yourself off you don’t deserve an orgasm.

Granted, I know if a man was to have orgasms on demand there would be jizz everywhere but if I’ve had a long day and I haven’t the energy to furiously masturbate for 20 minutes I would appreciate a device that would bang one out for me, this is sexist, I’m writing to my MP.

Further more, Women can have orgasms whenever they want anyway, just ask a man if they want to have sex, this is totally backwards, they should be developing this for men as we are the ones that have to work for it (unless you’re a bit grubby and hire a lady of the evening).

It makes me sad that we live in an age where, not only do women not need men for sex anymore, they don’t need themselves.