How long has celebrities dancing been good tv?

This bullshit makes me feel sick…if they aren’t dancing around like drunk lampshades then they’re having such a gay fest backstage, if you ate pure sugar it would seem sour compared to the love fest they’re having, fucking look at them!

Why don’t they all just fuck each other and make a good tv show? What I would pay to see Colin Jackson’s balls.

Another thing…I looked at that picture and it took me a couple of tries to find someone there that I was confident enough to write down their name and get it right…not celebrities (I just noticed Patsy Palmer and some Cricket guy). If they had Robert DeNiro or Christopher Walken I would watch because they’re actual celebrity icons, unlike the guy at the bottom of the picture who looks like someones dad has fallen over.

Also, in this new series too that they have John Sergeant….

Who I love! but the poor old fucker is pushed and pulled around the dancefloor like a fucking idiot! If I wanted to see old people being made fools of I’d watch the Paul O’Grady show.

I think last night really was the worst because I wanted to watch the last part of by any means and this load of horse shit covered in glitter to disguise it’s total lack of decency was on my tv instead of that, purely due to my mother thinking Anton Du Beke is a dish…well I think he’s a fucking cunt so can I watch what I want to watch please?

I think shit tv like this should end now…no amount of glitz will improve something which at it’s base is really really poor tv.

Bring on cooking in prison and inner city sumo.