Rant
Paddington Station is ace and so am I.
Aug 5th
Paddington station alone saved my weekend, it was one of the most incredible things I’ve ever seen, we actually missed our train because I was being a prick wondering around staring at the ceiling…
May the force be with you
Aug 5th
New German bra being used by police women stops their tits from exploding….
Why not wear a normal bra I hear you cry!? Because if they’re shot whilst wearing a bulletproof vest, the under-wire could penetrate the body causing serious trauma, which is bad you idiot. But the way I see it, just don’t wear a bra with an under-wire then, that makes so much more sense than a bulletproof bra…
Oh god not the Olympics again…
Aug 4th
Who fucking cares? Only the people involved and their families. Film it and send them a dvd, no one else gives a fucking shit.
Go to London, I promise you’ll regret it.
Aug 4th
Relaxing weekend away?
Not if it’s full of wankers like this…
“Yes I’m currently running a multi-national dealing with numerous foreign accounts, pulling in massive yearly projection shit that’s totally important to people I know”
I just went to go fucking sight seeing over the weekend because I’m a horrible tourist but between the blistering heat of the underground (that makes no fucking sense at all) and the madness of the streets above ground, there was no where I could actually relax! Staying in Camden was a mistake but I was so tired after destroying my brain trying to work out the fucking enigma code that is the tube map I didn’t care I pretty much passed out straight away, after watching the bill of course…
Where’s my money?!
Aug 4th
HSBC Profits fall by 28%
I cannot tell you how happy I am that those money hungry cunts at HSBC are going through financial difficulty…
Flat Earth Theory
Aug 4th
What if the Earth was flat?
…An interesting question posed by the people who run the popular website The FE Theory. I have an answer for them…it´s not so why ask the fucking question? What if my legs were made of grapefruit? They´re not so I don´t need to worry about it!
“I made my family Disappear…”
Aug 4th
Other people talking shit