Go give them some Milk.

or alternatively…don’t because 88% of money given to charity is used for advertising and paying for ways to get your money.

So every £1 you give them, 1.2 pence goes towards whichever cause they’re raising money for. I think that’s wrong and so should you.

The big boss of cancer research earns 200k a year and those annoying cunts that stand in the street hassling you for donations earn £9 per hour.

Not that I am saying “don’t give money to charity” but there must be a better way, somehow cutting out the middle man that is earning such a massive wage from other’s suffering.

There is.

Give it to me and I will spend it on cool stuff that will make my life better. Direct contributions are surely better? Surely?