I’m not really happy with people contacting me but I am hoping I will get some hate mail so here is my email address for you to abuse, it’s got a pretty good spam filter on it so I’m happy to have it up.

SIRJAMESCLARKE@GMAIL.COM

If you have anything to say to me that’s the best way of doing it. It’s my hope that by using a cutesy image it will convince impressionable young girls with low self esteem to contact me.

gimme an email sweetheart, I’ll look after you.