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	<title>James isn&#039;t pleased...</title>
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		<title>John Terry is England&#8217;s ONLY captain</title>
		<link>http://www.jamesclarke.me.uk/2010/02/john-terry-is-englands-only-captain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 15:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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Not Rio Ferdinand.
There has been an almighty furore in the press in recent weeks about John Terry&#8217;s affair with fellow England &#8217;star&#8217; Wayne Bridge&#8217;s ex-mrs.
So early 2010,  an injunction was imposed by a High Court judge preventing the media from reporting that John had had a four-month affair in late 2009 with saucy Vanessa Perroncel.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fuck my life</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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Today, I submitted content to fmylife.com

It was rejected.
My life is so shit that it&#8217;s not even good enough to be accepted onto a site dedicated to shit lives.
Where the fuck else am I to turn for social interaction that doesn&#8217;t involve me leaving the house or spending money?
My mum&#8217;s going on a date with my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I usually don&#8217;t like things</title>
		<link>http://www.jamesclarke.me.uk/2010/01/i-know-i-usually-dont-like-things/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 04:09:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[AWESOME]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Wars]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[but&#8230;.

Awwwesooooome
It&#8217;s so fucking outstanding that I&#8217;m not really sure how it could ever be topped&#8230;unless&#8230;
&#8230;.
&#8230;.


HOT CHICKY BABES WEARING BOBA FETT HOODIE!!!!

I fucking love the internet&#8230;and when it combines Star Wars and sexy ladies you cant lose.
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		<title>Premium Themes aren&#8217;t for the likes of me</title>
		<link>http://www.jamesclarke.me.uk/2010/01/premium-themes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 01:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Frustration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Themes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wordpress]]></category>

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Are you listening you bastards?
I took time out of MY evening to illegally download their themes and they don&#8217;t even work properly.
I&#8217;ve seriously been sitting here for around 2 hours installing and configuring themes that a. I don&#8217;t even like and was only continuing with the endeavour so I didn&#8217;t have to admit I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bloody thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 23:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Useless]]></category>

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Fuck this.
I take the time to lower myself, sign up to Twitter, post some boring shit just to fit in and it still doesn&#8217;t have the decency to work!
I only wanted to make my blog look like it had some more interesting information on it.
I&#8217;m going back onto Facebook where my opinions are at least [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s been a while &#8211; &#8220;Simples&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 22:41:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Annoying]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello! Is it me you&#8217;re looking for?

No? I didn&#8217;t miss you either.

It has been a long time since I added anything to my miserable blog and I am sure you are dying to learn what world event has made me so furious that I am crawling back on my hands and knees but do not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jade Goody &#8216;wants Princess Diana-style send-off&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:38:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!


I will mention some things princess Diana did in her life to EARN the respect that I think she deserved when she died&#8230;
Princess Diana spent her life in the public eye trying to help people, Anti-aids charity work, anti-landmine charity work, working for organisations in Africa helping cure disease and hunger. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The commisioning editor of BBC3 should be hung.</title>
		<link>http://www.jamesclarke.me.uk/2009/03/the-commisioning-editor-of-bbc3-should-be-hung/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jamesclarke.me.uk/2009/03/the-commisioning-editor-of-bbc3-should-be-hung/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[sheridan smith is pretty hot though for a northern slag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shit tv]]></category>

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Is BBC3 now some sort of princes trust community project because it seems now any cunt with a pen and paper can write a comedy show thanks to them.

It seems every show is aimed at pricks and morons and what kind of audience is that to try and get?
I suppose if you can steal their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unlimited Broadband</title>
		<link>http://www.jamesclarke.me.uk/2009/03/unlimited-broadband/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:16:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Broadband]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ripp off]]></category>

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How can companies legally sell a service advertised as unlimited and then apply limits to it?

I recently get myself option3 BT broadband because it was unlimited&#8230;.UNLIMITED! But since it was activated I have noticed around the 3:30 mark my internet becomes really slow and if I am using torrents they fall from 600kbps to 0.2kbps [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t give up your day job&#8230;as a cunt</title>
		<link>http://www.jamesclarke.me.uk/2009/02/dont-give-up-your-day-jobas-a-cunt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jamesclarke.me.uk/2009/02/dont-give-up-your-day-jobas-a-cunt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 01:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lookalikes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I love lookalikes, especially fucking terrible ones.
Quick taster of whats to come..


You&#8217;re not Jaws, you&#8217;re just an ugly bloke

Can I have your autograph Mr Ramsey? Oh wait&#8230;nevermind, you&#8217;re just a man in a chef&#8217;s coat

When did Robert DeNiro look like Steven Segal?

That&#8217;s just an old man with a Cigar&#8230;

I know you wanted a stripper for [...]]]></description>
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