Relaxing weekend away?

Not if it’s full of wankers like this…

“Yes I’m currently running a multi-national dealing with numerous foreign accounts, pulling in massive yearly projection shit that’s totally important to people I know”

I just went to go fucking sight seeing over the weekend because I’m a horrible tourist but between the blistering heat of the underground (that makes no fucking sense at all) and the madness of the streets above ground, there was no where I could actually relax! Staying in Camden was a mistake but I was so tired after destroying my brain trying to work out the fucking enigma code that is the tube map I didn’t care I pretty much passed out straight away, after watching the bill of course…

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