Posts tagged World

Go to London, I promise you’ll regret it.

Relaxing weekend away?

Not if it’s full of wankers like this…

“Yes I’m currently running a multi-national dealing with numerous foreign accounts, pulling in massive yearly projection shit that’s totally important to people I know”

I just went to go fucking sight seeing over the weekend because I’m a horrible tourist but between the blistering heat of the underground (that makes no fucking sense at all) and the madness of the streets above ground, there was no where I could actually relax! Staying in Camden was a mistake but I was so tired after destroying my brain trying to work out the fucking enigma code that is the tube map I didn’t care I pretty much passed out straight away, after watching the bill of course…

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Flat Earth Theory

What if the world was flat?
What if the Earth was flat?

…An interesting question posed by the people who run the popular website The FE Theory. I have an answer for them…it´s not so why ask the fucking question? What if my legs were made of grapefruit? They´re not so I don´t need to worry about it!

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